Friday, May 29, 2020

Saw the vet today. He said I should stop eating my delicious cardboard scratcher, then he called me “unruly.” F that guy. Mom said I cost as much as a 2008 Honda Civic, but I’m aiming for Tesla status. I can’t wait to get home & scream at my girlfriend next door.


https://ift.tt/2Ah7tqh via /r/funny

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